Dr Rajesh (cita)

You can not ruin a friendship with sex. It's like running a ice cream putting chocolate tips.

Te elijo a ti, por ejemplo

 -Never my turn ...

-Hello.
Everyones touches.

Lo mismo pero más largo y sin palabras.
http://shira-chan.deviantart.com/art/Plato-s-Symposium-298480016

Motetas

Mujeres que se masturban pensando en ti

Women are just as hot as men. But they hidde it better.

Somebody, at some point,somewhere, masturbates thinking about you.

Para niñas?

Futura ex

Your partner someday be your ex.
You decide few secrets you want to know about you.

Porn princess

Treat me like a princess, and you fuck like a porn star.

Women violation

Infidelidad permitida

http://conceptracion.blogspot.com.es/

No tengo nada debajo

http://thecomicfome.tumblr.com/post/32635711796/que-sexy-freddy-merken

Bayonetta

Oral cookies

They like to make you feel better.
Oral sex?

I was gonna say cookies, but ...
Oral sex and after cookies. 

La SIM

http://gameparody.blogspot.com.es/2010/10/critica-los-sims-humor.html

Dar pechos

Breastfeeding?
This is a shopping center.
We can not allow women to teach freely breasts.